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Monday, March 28, 2005

2005 Season Preview - Team #19 - Los Angeles Dodgers

(Ok, enough of adding pictures to this blog. I have a "real" job.)

Anyway, the Dodgers. No sir, I don't like it. First off, Adrian Beltre absolutely carried the offense last year - and when he didn't, Shawn Green was there to pick things up. Now they're both gone. So, let's take a look at some of the names the Dodgers will be putting on the field this season...

* Jeff Kent (Tough to get along with, not getting any younger)
* J.D Drew (Tough to get along with, ridiculous Jesus freak, has had ONE healthy season, looks surprisingly skinny this year)
* Milton Bradley (Complete psycho, can't go 10 minutes without being suspended, is possibly being moved to RF to accomodate Drew)
* Jose Valentin (Can't field, might not be able to hit in Dodger Stadium)
* Derek Lowe (Great when on, but has the demeanor of a little leaguer when he gets rattled)
* Hee Seop Choi (Hit .160 with 0 HR after coming to LA at last year's trading deadline)
* Brad Penny (Barely pitched after coming to LA at last year's trading deadline)
* Jeff Weaver (Streaky stoner)
* Jason Phillips (Sucked for the Mets last year)
* Eric Gagne (Best closer in baseball...but messed up his knee in spring training and looked HORRIBLE last week)

So you still think they'll be any good this year?


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